My Butt

MY BUTT IS BIG

and round like the letter C.

And ten thousand lunges

have made it rounder,

but not smaller,

and that's just fine.

It's a space heater

for my side of the bed.

It's my ambassador

to those who walk behind me.

It's a border collie

that herds skinny women

away from the best deals

at clothing sales.

My butt is big

and that's just fine

and those who might scorn it

ARE INVITED TO KISS IT.