Hilarious stuff from people in my life!
"This movie just reeks of 'set' to me, it doesn't seem real, I think those blueberries are still in my purse." -Mom
"Do you want to see a shirt that looks really cute on me but belongs to you?" - Caitlin
*in his sleep
"No, no, NO! When Katniss and Peeta won the Hunger Games they didn't go there, they went to McDonalds!" - Brandon
"Caitlin, here I am slaving away coloring turtles!" - Mom
"Yeah let's put something nice and subtle on it so that it's not distracting when a giant horse walks on the stage..." -Phill
"I dunno... I just love him like a brother.... or a pet fish..." -Bailee
"How many lies have I been living?!" -Bre
"What ya thinkin about?" -Lindsea
"Words that rhyme with 'itch' that aren't the b-word." -Brandon
*in his sleep*
"Can't you turn that off?" -Brandon
"Turn what off?" -Lindsea
"That... high pitched noise." -Brandon
"The crickets?" -Lindsea
"Yes." -Brandon
"Buck up little camper!" -Mom
* Brandon starts chattering his teeth IN HIS SLEEP*
“Honey what are you doing?” -Lindsea
*still in his sleep*
“Just thinking.... and lurking..... and thinking.... thinking.... of a good place to have a snowball fight....” -Brandon
*In his sleep*
“It’s ok honey! It’s ok!”-Brandon
“what?! What’s ok?” -Lindsea
“Don’t worry, I’m going to protect the sock drawer!” -Brandon
"My mom says if people don't like what's on my blog, they can just click off." -Bailee
"Yeah, click off!" -Lindsea
“Chloe, do you have faith in Jesus Christ?” -Mom
“Yes! Faith is my middle name!” -Chloe
“The Scion XP... it’s like a funeral car for midgets...” -kid from my english class
“a cardigan is in the sweater family though. It’s close enough to a sweater to be invited to the sweater family picnic.” -Sam
“we don’t know what we’re doing... and we have to stay there... till we know...” -Kristi
“my hormones are holy.” -Alane
"First of all - you don't tell me what to do... Second of all - Yes, I will do it. I love you". - Gray
“4 shows by lerner and lowe: brigadoon, camelot, my fair lady, and paint your mother effing wagon.” -Alane
“i’m gonna deck a brotha!” -Lindsea
“I really like that shirt.” -Josh
“Thanks. The pockets bother me though. I think it’s because i bought it online and they don’t unstitch the pockets.” -Matt
“because animals can crawl into them?” -Josh
*silence*
“What?! I’m serious! I hate you guys!” -Josh
“I can’t whistle.” -Lindsea
“It’s because yours lips are too bi........” -Logan (6 year old in my primary class)
“too big?” -Lindsea
*Logan put’s head down*
“yeah....” -Logan
*music playing* “bust the windows out your car-” *plastic on matt’s window blows out* “WHAT THE!?!” -Matt
"In every Rogers & Hammerstein show there is an older female character that takes care of the other characters; Carousel-Cousin Nettie, South Pacific-Bloody Mary, Cinderella-the fairy FREAKING godmother!" -Jim
“my step brother made egg rolls the other day and they were really good... I said that because I burped and I could taste them.” -Brandon
“that guy looks like he has slobber on his cheek.” -Jace
“he’s crying...” -Brandon
“I’m kicking your trash!” -Caitlin
“umm..... no.....” -Lindsea
“in my head i am...” -Caitlin
“my idea of hell is a mosh pit.” -Jim
“say a command” -Brandon’s phone
“SHUT UP.” -Brandon
“robbie was awarded the costa vida scholarship for $32.18” - Gray
“I should’ve taken advantage of you.” -Brandon
“that came out wrong.” -Lindsea
“well, it’s what i meant to say.” -Brandon
“i’m gonna keep my love of Barbara Striesand inside so that everyone isn’t like ‘holy homo’” -Trevor
“you alright...?” -Lindsea
“yeah.... i’m just feelin my lips tingle...” -Caitlin
“i’m not the sharpest knife in the.... knife thing...” -Professor Greene
*watchin 28 Days Later; everyone is gone and the world is completely abandoned*
“I don’t even know what i would do...” -Lindsea
“i know what i would do. I would find a car and learn to do those break spins.” -Paul
“Dear Math- May death be upon your soul. Yours Truly, -Brandon” -Brandon
“i’m adorable as hell.” -Mike
“heck heck!!! we went over words you weren’t allowed to say!” -Trevor
“lets just go smash our pumpkins after.” -Amy
“yeah, lets just go burn down the cistine chapel.” -Brandon
“um... that’s not quite the same...” -Lindsea
“trevor, do you have a basketball?” -Chase
“did you really just ask him that?” -Mike
“he’s gay.” -K.C.
“I just got a raindrop in my eye!” -Lindsea
“it’s like nature’s eye drop.” -Brandon
“what’s the point of having your hose out if you’re not hooked up to the hydrant?” -Jace
“astute observation.” -Lindsea
“i think you just made fun of me...” -Brandon
“i did.” -Lindsea
“shhhh......” -Brandon
*looking through his notes*
“i am looking for the date....” -Jim
“that’s ok jim, a lot of us can’t find dates.” -Amanda
*mocking amanda*
“my name is amanda and i’m too cool to sit over there blah blah blah...” -Jenessa
“my name is amanda and I WILL STEP ON YOU SHORTY.” -Amanda
“a little bit of crazy keeps a person sane.” -Lindsea
“no, it’s like saying ‘my cat is like abraham lincoln because he sets all of the mice free from the traps.’” -Jim
“honey, i work at costco.” -Trevor
“yeah, so he can’t shop at sam’s club.” -Lindsea
“shh.... don’t speak it...” -Trevor
“it feels so good to have your stomach full.” -Brandon
“yes it does.” -Lindsea
“those people in ethiopia don’t know what their missing out on.” -Brandon
“i hate boring juliets. there is a special place in hell for boring juiets.” -Marza
“did you know that i’m legally blind without my contacts?” -Mom
“yeah...” -Lindsea
“when we walk to missouri i’m probably gonna have to wear my glasses.” -Mom
“if McDonald’s were a person, it would be a very fat person, but i would still love him.” -Lindsea
“can we talk like real people for a second?” -Maddie
“what? you sayin black people ain’t real?” -Liz
*going to leave*
“is this door locked?” -Lindsea
“yes. did i plan that? no. but it worked out pretty well.” -Brandon
“yeah, and denny’s has free refills on hot chocolate.” -Emilie
“SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!! are you kidding?!?!” -Brandon
“SHUT THE BACK DOOR! no, i’m serious.” -Emilie
*talking about Obama and the war in Iraq*
“i just hope he doesn’t pull out too soon...” -Marissa
“..... that would be what she said....” -Emilie
“being a girl is dangerous.” -Brandon
*sticking butt out and looking in the mirror*
“don’t i kinda look like lindsea in these jeans?” -Chloe
“just cause she’s lickin, doesn’t mean they’re licks of love.” -Caitlin
“aaron, do you have a screw driver?” -Gray
“are you serious?” -Matt
“oh yeah, i forgot you’re gay...” -Gray
*raising hand*
“i think i have one in my car...” -Lindsea
“luke, what are you still doing here?” -Cris
“I wanted to see what brandon’s butt looked like in those jeans.” -Luke
*talking to his phone*
“LOAD!!! or i will take your scroll ball out!” -Brandon
“turn off the lights and lets go. lights and action. no camera, just lights and action.” -Tanya
“that could possibly be what she said...” -Lindsea
“HEY!!!” -Max
“what?” -Caitlin
“i dunno... someone puked under my chair...” -Max
*looking at lindsea’s red heels*
“if you click your heels together will you go back to alabama?” -Brandon
“you mean kansas.....?” -Lindsea
“you know on Lord of that Ring....?” -Chloe
“i got it at Vanity.” -Maddie
“i knew a midget that worked there.” -Chris
“mom... what if one of our dogs... *with evil look* died... then could we get a huskie?” -Chloe
“once you go black you never go back... or you end up with somebody ugly.” -Quacee
“i just want food... i want something greasy and bad for me...” -Stephanie
“i’m greasy and bad for you. want me?” -jaime
“it’s STILL 11:11!!!” -Caitlin
“it’s always 11:11 for one minute...” -Lindsea
*silence...*
“are there lyrics in this? in the.... labatomy....?” -Derek
“thank you, losers of the world, for bringing so much entertainment to my life.” -Thomas
“it’s easy to get upstaged by a 40 foot penis.” -Tracy
